Friday 18 January 2013

So I Just had to Post this Post. So December and January has been a crazy month of email Spam and the scams are so ridiculous and exceptionally funny. I just had to reply just to test the IQ's of these Phonys. Below I have posted some correspondence with these scamsters. I have more but this one is the first

On Mon, Dec 24, 2012 at 3:20 PM, Mercy Kings<mercykings@rediffmail.com> wrote:


I need your help.

Permit me to inform you of my desire to go into business relationship with you after going through your profile and I prayed over it and selected your name among other names due to the nature of my proposal, which requires a reputable and trustworthy person. Someone who will be kind and sincere to me.
l am Mercy Kings the only daughter of late Mr. and Mrs. Joseph kings. My father was a very wealthy cocoa merchant in Abidjan here, the economic capital of Ivory Coast, he was poisoned to death by his only brother (My Uncle) and his business associates on one of their business meeting. My mother died on the 15th June 1991 and my father took me so special because l am motherless.
Before the death of my father on 21st December 2008 in a private hospital here in Abidjan, he secretly called me on his bedside, when I sat down to listen to him, he started crying, when I asked him why?
(1) He complained that I am too young to be managing my life with no one to take care of me,(2)That I have not finished my university education as he planned for me, he revealed to me that he has a sum of US$5.5 ,000,000.00(Five Million Five Hundred Thousand United State Dollars) left in a security company here in Abidjan, that he used my name as the only daughter for his next of kin in deposit of the funds in the box.
He also explained to me that it was because of this wealth that he was poisoned by his only brother (My Uncle) and his business associates , that l should stay away from them as they are evil he warned me seriously not associate with his brother that is my uncle, that I should seek for a God fearing foreign partner in a country of my choice where l will transfer this money and use it for proper investment purpose ,that I must finish my university education by the help of a business partner abroad, that he or she should help me obtain a resident permit in his or her country.
He also gave a standing instruction to the company that the deposit must be transferred outside this country. According to my father, the money was deposited as art works to avoid attracting attention to the deposit.
I am now ready to do all these since my father my bread winner is no more. l am honorable seeking your assistance in the following ways.
(1) To serve as my guardian in your country while I will depend on your expert advice since l am a girl of 22 years.
(2) To make arrangement for me to come over to your country in order to further my university education and to secure a residential permit for me in your country.
Moreover, l am willing to offer you 10% of the total sum as compensation for your assistance in the transfer of this deposit to your country.
Furthermore, you can indicate your option towards assisting me as l believed that this project would be concluded within seven days you signify interest to assist me by contacting the security company.
Hoping to hearing from you soon. May God bless you as you extend your helping hand to the needy.

I wait your reply.
Mercy Kings.


 --- On Fri, 1/11/13, Zurina Samodien <zurinasamodien@gmail.com> wrote:

From: Zurina Samodien <zurinasamodien@gmail.com>
Subject: Re: please help me
To: mercykings55@yahoo.com
Date: Friday, 11 January, 2013, 2:38 AM

Hi Mercy

I thank god for your email, he has given me the opportunity to give back to the needy as in my country here the richest run wild and no one to help through god’s grace. It’s a terrible thing that happen to your father I am terribly hurt and prevent myself from crying as I was reading your letter. Oh what a terribly man your uncle was, if I get a hold of him I will throttle him and pray to god to send down a lightning bolt to strike him just as I did before for my neighbors god awful dog “may he rest in peace in Puppy heaven.
Anyway enough of that, Mercy what do you need me to do??


I am not sure whether you are female or male? I hope male as I am a female and im sure you can read between the lines.

I will pray tonight that you get back to me with good news and I can assist you as best I can. May god help us help each other in more than one way “wink wink” and I pray to god that somehow that same lightning bulb that striked poor snookie will strike your uncle too.

Kind regards
Hmmmm Zurina 

From: Mercy Kings <mercykings55@yahoo.com>
Date: Fri, Jan 11, 2013 at 1:57 PM
Subject: miss mercy
To: Zurina Samodien <zurinasamodien@gmail.com>


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hello dear
 I thank you very much for atleast listening to know what am about to tell you, my dear I am Miss Mercy Kings the only Daughter of Mr&Mrs Joseph kings from Republic of Cote d'ivoire popularly known as Ivory Coast, presently am residing at the capital city called Abidjan. Dear I am an Orphan, my both parents died since and the only people I have with me now are my Uncles which is my late Dad brothers.I want to join you in your Country so as to help me finish my education, presently we are into political crisis as you can see in the news hundreds of people are been killed everyday, pls I need your help.
This my Uncle's stoped me school the reason I dont know, recently they started selling my late Dad properties which made me broke up from them, now am in possition of $5.5Million USD. It was deposited by my late Dad and I as a person is the bonifide Beneficiary of the said fund, the (WILL) says that am the next of kin to the fund, when my Uncles notice this all of them started being hostile to me, I have no other option than to leave the house and ran away.
Presently am at a hide out in one of the local Church in the city,

I will like to know from you if you can in any way be of help to me so that this said fund will be release and transfer into your own personal account in your Country and as well help me in coming over there for me to further my Education. Pls think about this and get back to me soon.  in reply to this I will give you the full contact of the Security Company where the money was deposited.
thanks
mercy


Zurina Samodien <zurinasamodien@gmail.com>
Jan 11 (7 days ago)
to Mercy
Dear Mercy

Why are you in Hiding? And why at a church? Are you hoping that they won’t enter the church to look for you? dear those are only on the movies and they only happen to vampires, oh dear  unless that’s it,  I have concluded that your uncle is indeed a vampire? 




Be careful dear  I hear Vampires can be very dangerous after all he poisoned your dad like you said. I suggest you get some garlic straight away and hang it around you r neck and only contact me during the day when the sun is out. I will pray for your safety, unfortunately the plan of praying to god for a lightning bolt to strike your uncle has changed as lightning bolts won’t kill a vampires. I can also assist you by sending you some usefull literature in the meantime to better defend yourself from your evil uncle,  please send me your postal address so I can send you a copy of Buffy the Vampire Slayer.



I will help you in any way possible; please tell me what you want me to do. Please just be safe and ask the pastor if he can give you a bottle of holy water to keep you safe. 


I cant wiat for you to have a better life her with me, I wll take good care of your money I mean you and give you the best education I can, here in Cape Town they have the best bording schools money can buy.

P.S. lets do this, looking forward to your reply.
STAY IN THE SUN
Xxxx zurina


Mercy Kings
Jan 11 (7 days ago)
to me
hello dear
thanks you very much for your advice i appriciet it, dear i relly need  your help urgent please god will allways bless good people like you, dear is a big problmem for me to live in this world like this to feed my safe here is very hard for me becouse am not safe please i need a good peorson who will help me transfer this fond then i will meet you thier please help me in the name of god, i have the ascess of the security company where the money is deposited.waiting for your reply
miss mercy